Acknowledgements

I'd like to acknowledge the following organisations for their support, whether indirect or direct, express or implicit, benevolent or malignant:

• Alternate Prayer Network
• Training bra anti defamation league
• Pillow Recycling Research and Development Network
• Coles Myer Minority Shareholders
• Centre for Excellence in Inexplicable Stains
• The Associated Hyperbaric Chamber Owners of Hillside
• Stevedores of Railway Terrace
• Scott Morrison (not the one you’re thinking)
• Scott Morrison (the one you’re thinking)
• The Knights Templar
• Centre for the Appropriate Use of Emojis
• Scooters and Skaters Alliance
• Filing Cabinet Community Co-op
• Repurposed wine barrel and other woodgrain look cafe and wine bar refit collective
• Grasslands and shadowlands of Maribyrnong
• Alliance against backyard barbecues
• Eric Martine, your local electrician
• Antennae Warehouse: where certain insects feel right at home
• Luggage glad wrappers at airports
• Borscht Bakery and the Beet Queens of Cypress
• The football-basketball intersectional hall of fame
• Saxophonists of Seddon and Yarraville
• Queensland Enthusiasts of Kingsville
• Angela Newton-John (no relation)
• Christiano Newton-John (close cousin)
• Sandro Newton-John (close cousin of Angela)
• The Scottie Pippen Trust
• Cartography Network
• Garbology Network not including the Recycling Co-op, who declined to recognise the authority of any government to validate them via incorporation
• Carbohydrate Connections
• Derryn Tim Hinchin
• Atheist Dad’s Association
• Freedom Fighters of Altona North
• Surgeon’s Guild
• Scoutmaster’s Rehabilitation Fund
• Latecomers Acceptance League
• Appreciation Plagiarists of America
• Randy Sweet and Sons, your local electricians
• Randy Sweet, your local electrician
• Andy Sweet Electricians, powering you
• Gary Sweet (not the one you’re thinking of), your local electrician depending upon your locale
• The Sweet family unification treaty
• Bridget's Cat Traps
• Cat Trappers of the Maribyrnong River’s Edge
• Bridget Sweet vs CT of the MRE, coming soon to your local fairness in business tribunal
• Leaves of all colours
• Victoria University Neutrality Team, or VUNT.
• Hashtag not all leisure is leisure dot net slash index dot php
• Former tenants of various shopfronts on the inner city fringe
• Rhys Yoghurt and the Crisp Family Band
• Alistair Crisp’s solo recordings, find them now on Bandcamp or some of the lesser known streaming services
• The concept of trickle down economics, as taught by Professor Mountain-Bread of the University for the New Age
• Research Centre for the Reasonable Control of the Moisture in Sliced Tomato in Sandwiches and Wraps
• Archeologists and Anthromorphosists Guild
• Gulls and Gullibility Guild
• Andy’s Ranch: where you come for fun
• Andy’s Ranch Uncut: where you cum for fun
• Rita Prespakis. Just a really lovely lady who makes a pretty OK fruitcake
• The Orpheus Trilogy and it’s accompanying prequels, sequels and parallel properties
• Geri Halliwell College Old Boys
• Turmeric Spice
• Turmeric, the spice
• Crypto Traders of Broadmeadows
• Crypto Traders of West Meadows
• Crypto Traders of Debney Meadows
• Crypto Traders who live in meadows
• The Occupy Meadows Movement
• Twitchers who Twitch
• The silhouettes union
• The silhouettes polytechnic class of 2014 reunion
• The brothers fraternity
• The Ya-ya sorority
• Those who Can
• Carrot Growers and Juicers Initiative
• Court appointed Liquidators for the Celery Juicers Network
• Ratatouille fan forum
• Wikifeat: Recording feats taking place in North Chester since earlier this month
• Rats of Tobruk fan forum
• Raiders of any ark, lost or otherwise, fan forum
• Men of Steel
• Men of Stone and Wood
• Things of Steel are Good
• The Slamdown in Williamstown
• Make Poverty Historic Society
• Unified Rhubarb Growers of Braybrook
• Mayonnaise Magic: the condiment that keeps on cumming
• Rupert Steinberg, Chocolate Magnate
• Reuben Steinberg’s Chocolate Magnet
• Edgar Allen POW!
• John Ridley from down near the milk bar, you know the one with the cheap lolly bags, not the one with the out of date Babybel cheeses that aren’t meant to be sold separately anyway
• Van Wilder-people, Pretty Leanne's Son
• Arthur C. Craig, the last person to see the wilder-people
• How to Window Shop Guilt Free and Make Money While You Do It, a free 18 week program available now on Coursera
• Wilson’s Chicken Dinners, now with 70% less anxiety
• The Deep Tissue Twins
• Radio Questro
• Richter, Spielman and Stockdale, barristers and solicitors and ladies of the lake
• The Swordsman from Act 2
• Gareth Needleman and Shaun Grieves, may no man tear their bond asunder